Night Crumbs

St. Angie Jolie has switched agencies from UTI (typo and it stays) to WME, which the staff at UTI are probably thrilled about, because now they don’t have to drop everything and bow down to her whenever she mysteriously appears in the office in a cloud of white smoke – Lainey Gossip 

THE QUEEN’s reign may end in a puddle of Prince Andrew’s piss from everyone finding more and more about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Sorry for the image of Prince Andrew’s piss, but I was going to say sweat and we know his sweat glands closed up in the war – Celebitchy

Cut to THE QUEEN cackling over people temporarily forgetting about the Prince Andrew mess after she leaked her own death hoax! – Pajiba

Thanks to that makeup, Halsey looks like she’s about to star in Euphoria: The Las Vegas Revue – Popoholic

Bella Thorne is looking like she’s trying to shimmy out a stubborn fart – Drunken Stepfather

Playing at My Wet Dreams Theater: The gay porn parody of Love Letters starring John Boyega and Oscar Isaac – Towleroad

Sia Claus dropped an early Christmas gift on shoppers at a Walmart and TJ Maxx in Palm Springs by paying for all of their stuff. There’s a reason why the universe didn’t put me there at that time, because I’d be like, “What a saint you are, Sia! And just a little FYI, I was going to ask the cashier for $5,000 cash back and was going to run to get an item I forgot and yes that item is the most expensive TV in stock. Two of them, actually.” – SOW

And sadly, the internet is less adorable today after furry sweetheart Lil Bub died at the age of 8:

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This is my first photo with BUB next our last photo together. On the morning of Sunday, December 1st 2019 we lost the purest, kindest and most magical living force on our planet. BUB was cheerful and full of love laying in our bed with us Saturday night, but unexpectedly passed away peacefully in her sleep.. I have always been fully transparent about BUB's health, and it was no secret that she was battling a persistent and aggressive bone infection. Even knowing this, we weren't expecting her to pass so soon or so abruptly without warning. I truly believe that she willingly made the decision to leave her failing body so that our family would not have to make that difficult decision ourselves. It is impossible to put into words the profound effect that BUB has had on my life, on the lives of thousands of homeless pets, and on the lives of those of you that have cared for her as if she were your own family. She taught me everything that I know about unconditional love, she brought my wife Stacy and I together, she's the reason we have our beautiful children Rosco and Lula, and she has been a constant source of warmth and love in our lives for the past 8 years. To say that our family is devastated would be an understatement. But most importantly, BUB has made a huge difference in the world of animal welfare, and in the lives of millions of people worldwide. She has literally saved thousands of lives (both pets and humans), she started the first national fund for special needs pets, she was the subject of groundbreaking genetic and biological research, she's helped raise over $700,000 for animals in need, and has spread a message of determination, positivity, and perseverance to people all over the world. And even though my heart is absolutely crushed by her graceful departure from planet Earth, I know that her sprit, magic, and overwhelming energy are still with us, reminding us every day to be better. Dearest BUB, I will never forget your generosity, your limitless supply of love, or your uncanny ability to bring so much magic and joy to the world. I am forever honored and humbled that you chose me as your caretaker. Please visit all of us in our dreams o

A post shared by Lil BUB (@iamlilbub) on Dec 2, 2019 at 9:25am PST

Pic: Wenn.com