Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 28, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Bigpaw from The Berenstain Bears Thanksgiving special of 1980!

At the tippity top of the golden era of WTF fuckery, The Berenstain Bears (or Berenstein Bears if you like to be dead wrong) decided to serve up a hot plate of foolery by doing a Thanksgiving special complete with witchery from Mama and a Bigfoot-like creature named Bigpaw who was pretty much just like a Berenstain Bear only Khloe Kardashian-sized.

The special starts out with Mama reading the fortunes of her family with some shit called the harvest honeycomb. So basically, in this Thanksgiving special, we learn that Mama Berenstain does LSD around her kids. While reading their fortunes, Mama sees a footprint in the bottom of the pan (that’s some good ass LSD!) and believes this means that the Thanksgiving Legend of Bigpaw is REAL. Instead of putting Mama to bed and flushing her LSD stash down the toilet, Papa tells her that shit is ridiculous. But Papa soon learns that Bigpaw is real and decides to gather up the town to get Bigpaw’s ass before Bigpaw gets their asses. (Meanwhile, a still fucked-up Mama sings to her goldfish and bird. Seriously, that LSD is next level.)

And as Papa gets together a mob to take down Bigpaw, the kids gather mixed nuts for Thanksgiving in the woods. As they’re in the tree getting nuts, Bigpaw stomps on through singing a song about himself (his ego is as big as he is, pretty much) and his stomps causes Brother and Sister to fall out of the tree. But before they splat all over the ground, Bigpaw saves them, showing them that he’s not a crazy monster after all. Although, if I was Brother and Sister, I would’ve told Bigpaw he can tone it down with the crazy amounts of self-love (see: his song).

And when the mob tries to kill Bigpaw, Brother and Sister defend him, saying he’s made of kindness before kissing him. They all then have a Thanksgiving feast and Bigpaw brings his favorite dish of mixed nuts (look, Bigpaw isn’t much of a cook).

The TL;DR version is that Mama definitely goes to Burning Man every year, and Bigpaw is the gentle butch top every bottom dreams of! Or just watch it all, because YouTube has partly made up for giving us all those annoying YouTubers by hosting the entire Berenstain Bears Bigpaw Thanksgiving special.

So I guess the moral of that story is to get through Thanksgiving by dropping LSD like Mama so you can blissfully sing to creatures as your fucked-up family acts a mess.

Pic: YouTube

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