Night Crumbs

November 22, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The reign of Queen Marlena will continue, because Days of Our Lives has been saved from getting dumped in the soap opera cemetery. It has been renewed for a 56th season after there were rumors of its death. Now, can the soap opera gods please resurrect One Life to Live from the dead? Not that I’ll watch it, but I’d take comfort in knowing everything is okay now that Victoria Lord is on TV screens again – SOW

Apple’s Oscar bait is turning out to be rotting and stanky thanks to some sexual assault allegations about one of the characters/producers – Lainey Gossip

Elsa Pataky says that her brother-in-law Liam Hemsworth deserves better than his estranged wife Miley Cyrus. Okay, well, if I was Elsa Pataky, I wouldn’t be able to comment on my brother-in-law’s marriage because I’d be too busy 69ing with the hotter Hemsworth brother – Celebitchy

Emily RideAJetSki looks like she’s modeling something from Yandy’s Spring Breakers collection – Popoholic

So while Rita Ora tries to give us her best 80s-era Madonna, I’m busy staring at her right arm tattoo which looks like a cut dick in a cage – Drunken Stepfather

What I’m taking away from this is that Sofia Richie really wants to be divorced by the time she’s 25 – Starcasm

Sacha Baron Cohen sharted all over Mark Zuckerberg and didn’t even do it as Bruno or Borat – Towleroad

During this holiday season, beware when opening your door because you may be attacked with the cheesy, quirky, and horrifying image of Zooey Deschanel and a Property Brother singing carols to you. Who knew that Jordan Peele was doing a holiday horror movie? – Just Jared

Pic: CBS

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