Night Crumbs

November 21, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’ve ever had the wet dream twin fantasy of watching Luke Evans put Luke Evans in his mouth, this is probably the closest you’ll ever get – Towleroad

In every picture from the London premiere of Charlie’s Angels, Kristen Stewart is either thinking, “Dude, I can’t believe I have to keep promoting this bomb,” or she’s thinking, “Isn’t it so fucking wicked cool, man, how my hands are attached my arms?” – Lainey Gossip

Translation: “Since a lot of snobby Oscar votes don’t like franchises, we’re going to wait to announce Joker 2: Jokerlectric Jokerboo until after Joaquin Phoenix wins.” – Pajiba

Homeland Security didn’t raid the Duggar compound, apparently, and instead raided a car dealership owned by Josh Duggar. So either Josh is using that car dealership for a money laundering scheme or a human trafficking ring or he pissed off an HSI agent by selling them a lemon (definitely not the last one) – Celebitchy

Sasha Pieterse is giving you girl next door spaghetti porn – Drunken Stepfather

Once again, that diet of Japanese sweet potatoes has taken Olivia Munn’s face to Who Dat? territory – Popoholic

Hopefully for Tyga, this Kylie Jenner look-alike has a checking account balance that looks a little like Kylie’s too, because he has repo fees to pay – The Blemish

Ugh, can’t Angelina Jolie give James Haven an allowance, or up it, so he doesn’t have to kiss Jon Voight’s ass by watching Jon get the National Medal of Arts from Trump? – Just Jared

Pic: Instagram

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