Night Crumbs

November 20, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

RuPaul is on the cover of January’s Vanity Fair, and that picture is turning me into a deranged Marvel fangay, because I’m about to demand a Marvel movie where Ru plays Storm if Storm quit the X-Men to join the chorus of the reboot of Jubilee! at Bally’s in Las Vegas – Just Jared

Oh sure, when Jennifer Maroney née Lawrence goes outside in her bathrobe, the paparazzi takes her pictures of her and some fashion magazine is probably praising her for her casual elegance. But when I go out in a bathrobe… Oh, who am I fooling, like I go out – Lainey Gossip

While I loved Parasite, I do not love that its director Bong Joon-ho is anti-Spandex bulge – Pajiba

Sorry, golden shower lovers who go to the beach in hopes to get stung by a jellyfish so you can get pissed on, Matt Damon is blowing up your game – Celebitchy

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is serving Breathless Mahoney on a budget – Popoholic

What in community college film student recreating a Bjork video HELL is going on during this Bella Hadid photo shoot? – Drunken Stepfather

BUT WHEREFORE ART THOU CORKY? – SOW

And just like Cardi B’s baby, I passed out like a corpse on Ambien about 5 questions into Cardi B’s 73 Questions with Vogue – OMG Blog

More like Chick-Fi-LIES (again) – Towleroad

Pic: Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair

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