Open Post: Hosted By Hotella Nutella

November 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Yes, the Hotella Nutella is real, but no, it’s not a hotel made of Nutella. Sorry to disappoint you–trust me I’m upset too. But on the bright side, it is a Nutella-themed hotel similar to that Taco Bell-themed hotel which sold out immediately. So instead of having gargantuan amounts of diarrhea from too many Nachos Bellgrandes topped with the works you can do it with Nutella. Unless it constipates you….

USA Today reports that Hotella Nutella is on the horizon people. The hazelnut spread is taking over Napa Valley this January to bring you a marketing stunt featuring Nutella.

This is not exactly like Taco Bell’s hotel, though. While that experience was for the common peasant who loves beef tacos and diarrhea, this Hotella Nutella is a fancy event. Three lucky contest winners and one guest each of their choosing will be allowed entrance into the fancy pants Nutella Hotella. They get round-trip airfare and will stay in Nutella-themed accommodations. Check it out:

People have to do a video entry showing how Nutella makes their mornings special,” so this ain’t free-free, you gotta jerk off Nutella on camera–get that almond butter. I’m sorry that was disgusting, I don’t know why I always want to make sexual jokes because of the word “Nutella”.

Winners will also get a “soul food brunch” and there will be “larger-than-life” jars of Nutella. Hopefully they have security on those jars or I’ll expect to read about some dumb fuck YouTuber drowning while they attempted the ultimate Nutella Challenge.

Pic: Nutella

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