Night Crumbs
Clive Owen will play 90s Bill Clinton in Ryan Murphy’s Impeachment: American Crime Story, along with Beanie Feldstein (as Monica Lewinsky), Annaleigh Ashford (as Paula Jones), and Sarah Paulson in a mountain of prosthetics (as Linda Tripp). The role of Hillary Clinton, which is apparently small, has yet to be cast (Naomi Watts, call your agent!). This casting news has hit my brain with the bizarre fact that Clive Owen and Bill Clinton kind of look alike. And since Scarlett Johansson has already told us that she can play anyone and anything, I hope producers have put out an offer to her for the pivotal role of the cigar – Just Jared
Meanwhile at the premiere of Queen & Slim, Rihanna served haute couture Elvira glamour – Lainey Gossip
Diane Neal of Law & Order: SVU is suing her alleged dog-killing and abusive magician ex-boyfriend who sounds like a character on SVU – Celebitchy
Am I stoned (don’t answer that) or does the top of Eiza Gonzalez’s dress look like Ronnie Wood’s hair? – Popoholic
Karlie Kloss obviously wants to brag about having the latest iPhone – Drunken Stepfather
In case you missed and want to know about the YA Drama starring Sarah Dessen. Judy Blume would NEVAH! – Pajiba
From The Department Of This Was Inevitable: PornHub has reportedly offered T.I.’s daughter $1 million to lose her virginity on camera – The Blemish
Meryl Streep will be announced as starring in the Follies movie in 3…2… – Towleroad
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