Night Crumbs

November 5, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Robach of ABC News got caught on a hot mic saying she’s pissed at her network, because she’s had the Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew story for three years and has all kinds of shit to report, but the Palace threatened them and ABC News was afraid they’d never get to interview royal types like Prince William and Duchess Kate again, so they killed the story. ABC News denies that they killed the story and said that it just didn’t meet their journalistic standards. HA at journalistic standards. Bitch, stop, ABC News knows they look bad, and the only way to take the focus off of this story is to ask Amy to ask her husband Andrew Shue to pose-balls out naked. Would that really change the focus? No, but all the wet dreams of my Melrose Place-watching gay tween self would come true – Lainey Gossip

Dennis Quaid’s thing about it being “suspect” if you’re engaged for longer than a year without getting married is stupid, but I get it. Bitch is 65 years old! He ain’t got time to waste and needs to marry and divorce this one before moving on to wife #5 – Celebitchy

If you’re trypophobic, then Olivia Wilde’s look is a nightmare in an outfit, but it’s a dream if you’re a fan of the stylings of Sadie and Rose Shelton from Big Business – Popoholic

Punky Brewster and Cherie Johnson reunited and thank god there’s no an abandoned refrigerator in sight! – SOW

The personification of elegance IS J Mena’s Liberace snake bra thing – Drunken Stepfather

Daniel Craig shit on tricks who say that Phoebe Waller-Bridge was only brought in to the Bond movies to make them look more diverse – Pajiba

In 2011, Eminem stayed on brand and of course sided with Team Fist Brown – Just Jared

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