Night Crumbs

October 31, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

For Halloween, future Attorney General (if Trump wins) Kim Kardashian put out her remake of Elle Woods’ Harvard video essay from Legally Blonde. Say what you want about the Koven, but this is the perfect thing for Halloween. Kim looks fucking frightening. Kim’s face moves less than an embalmed corpse. And if you hooked up her acting skills to a heart rate machine, it’d flatline like the dead. Good job, Kimmy! – Just Jared

“Wow, I guess Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton really are taking this PR-for-The-Voice romance all the way” said everyone who still thinks Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s weird union is PR for The Voice even though Gwen’s leaving it – Lainey Gossip

Okay, Tim McGraw, but do you sing from your peen? That’s what I want to know! – Celebitchy

Olivia Wilde is obviously being dramatic, because everyone knows that if a passenger on a plane hears the word “vagina” during an in-flight movie, they will lose their mind with shock, go crazy, storm the cockpit, and the plane will go down! – Pajiba

Alessandra Ambrosio sure looks calm for someone being swallowed alive by a giant straw hat – Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Culpo’s Kim Kardashian mask is spot-on! That’s a Kim Kardashian costume, right? – Popoholic

Shouldn’t Meghan McCain have been Cujo since she’s always slobbering and barking at a trick?! – Popculture

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