Night Crumbs

October 29, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The trailer for The Grudge remake is out and its complete with the hand coming out of a head in a shower. When it happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it was creepy, but when it happens to John Cho, it just looks like he needs to switch his shampoo to an anti-dandruff one – Pajiba

Selena Gomez is once again talking about Justin Bieber without saying the name Justin Bieber when she mentioned that first love can be a little toxic. And what I think she meant by that is that she had to inhale his rancid toxic poop fumes while changing his diaper as he whined – Lainey Gossip

Rachel Weisz is playing 1980s era Elizabeth Taylor, which is strange, because why would they ever make another Liz Taylor biopic when the Lindsay Lohan Lifetime masterpiece exists?! – Celebitchy

Wait, Lisa Rinna is supposed to be a zombie drag queen JLo, right? – Drunken Stepfather

They say this is Avril Lavigne in a Halloween costume, but I’m pretty sure her everyday casual look is Hot Topic Judy Jetson – Popoholic

So I guess Charli XCX’s fans are trying to be messier than the Little Monsters, and well, at least she didn’t mistake that butt douche for a weird-looking horn and try to blow it – OMG Blog

While Meredith Blake is a gold digging icon to us all, I can’t with this, because she’s still #NotMyAlexis! – Just Jared

So what I’m getting from this is that Boy George is probably not going to hold Elton John’s bag before he tussles with Madonna – SOW

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