Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Strippersaurus-Rex!
It looks like the long-lost sister of Matthew McConaughey, aka The Texas T-Rex, is showing him that he ain’t the only one who can pull hot stripper moves in the family. Only, The Texas T-Rex’s long-lost sister is an actual stripper and has more stripper talent in her pinky claw than the entire cast of Magic Mike combined!
There’s not much to say about this clip, only that it’ll make you wish for a full reboot of Hustlers starring Fran Sinclair from Dinosaurs. Who knows where this magical strip club is, but I’m sure it’s one where the dinosaurs from Jurassic World make it rain rotting meat (or whatever the equivalent of cash is to a dinosaur) on hot T-Rex ass after a long day of shooting.
While wearing a pair of exquisite Lucite heels, the Strippersaurus-Rex masterfully works the pole and whips the air with her hot tail to a remix of the Jurassic Park theme. What should really make you bow down to the Strippersaurus-Rex is that it’s hard enough to work a pole with human arms, but with Trump dick-sized little T-Rex arms? That takes major skill! And Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness showed up later in the night.
missed the best part, prince was there too pic.twitter.com/mfvJoegPnt
— α°πΏππΌπ (@deathcrushh) October 27, 2019
What’s disturbing about these videos is that everyone in the audience is holding up a phone instead of a wad of cash, their car keys, the deed to their house, bank checks, and the account info for their child’s college fund to throw at Strippersaurus-Rex.
One time I saw a dude at a strip club perfectly barf into a margarita glass without one drop of puke landing on the floor. I thought that was the most impressive thing I’ve seen at a strip club until I watched Strippersaurus-Rex in action.
Pic: Twitter