Night Crumbs

While on The Tonight Show, diabolical demon Jimmy Fallon decided to ruin Jessica Biel’s marriage to Justin Timberlake for once and for all by playing a clip from 1999 of her saying that she’s not a fan of *NSYNC and doesn’t own any of their CDs. Well, that did it, Justin Timberlake is now instructing his lawyers to file divorce papers and list the reason for the split as: Wife Hasn’t Forever Worshiped Her Husband, The Greatest Entertainer Who Ever Lived. Now Jimmy Fallon can have JT all to himself. I see you, Jimmy! – SOW

Meanwhile at a NYC screening of the live-action Lady and the Tramp, Tessa Thompson was dressed like a poodle superhero from the 1970s, Justin Theroux was done up like a coked-up Hollywood producer from the early-aughts, and both of the dogs were wondering where they want wrong in the world to end up in that busted movie – Lainey Gossip

The supposed friend who warned Duchess Meghan about marrying into the royal family blabbed to The Daily Mail about her, something a true friend does! – Celebitchy

The ONLY correct answer to this is: Gina Gershon as Cristal Connors – Pajiba

Sorry loud ass car engines of Fast and Furious 9, you’re no match for Cardi B’s okuuuurrrr – Jezebel

Nelly’s sexual assault case in the UK has been settled – HotNewHipHop

And lastly, here’s Mena Suvari working the hell out of several table runners snatched from the sale area of a West Elm – Popoholic

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