Night Crumbs
Henry Thomas, who played Elliott in E.T., got busted for DUI in Oregon after someone called 911 to report that his car was parked in the middle of a residential intersection. Poor Elliott just hasn’t been the same since E.T. left his ass. This would’ve never happened if E.T. was still his sidekick, because E.T. would’ve (you know what’s coming) phoned home, or a Lyft – Just Jared
It feels like every week there’s a new trailer for Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker, but this is apparently the last one, and yes I only watched it to see if Oscar Isaac’s nipples make an appearance (SPOILER ALERT: They don’t) – Lainey Gossip
Why do I have a feeling that we’re about to hear reports about thirsty hos getting hit by cars while dressed like a Dalmatian so that Jake Gyllenhaal can save them? – Celebitchy
And now I really want to see Ryan Reynolds in that Judy Jetson-on-crack thing that Kate Beckinsale wore on The Tonight Show – Pajiba
Katie Holmes is giving you “the burnt sienna crayon hits up the town” chic – Popoholic
January Jones looks like a Care Bear gave her pink eye, and well, if you’re going to get pink eye, you may as well get it from a Care Bear – Drunken Stepfather
Honestly, I’d rather watch Paul Rudd take a 4-hour nap on James Corden’s show than watch 4-seconds of Carpool Karaoke – SOW
Julia Garner is in talks to play THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME! – Collider
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