Night Crumbs

October 21, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Keto can eat shit. And Paleo can suck a dirty taint. Because my new weight-loss and appetite suppression program is called: Reading The Headline “Did Prince Andrew Have An Orgy With Jeffrey Epstein?” Every Time I Get Hungry – Lainey Gossip

Maleficent 2 may not even turn a profit, so I guess there’s a good chance we won’t get to see Disney further ruin and slander the beautiful heartless demon image of Maleficent by making her show warmth for a human in a third move – Celebitchy

That first ugly Belgian house looks like it’s really happy about being ugly. That’s inspirational – OMG Blog

Okay, but why does Irina Shayk have pubes on the back of her feet? – Drunken Stepfather

You know what they say: When in Paris, throw a curtain panel over your bare titties and call it good – Popoholic

Lori Harvey was born way too late, because this hit-and-run shit is fuckery that rich kids pulled in the early-aughts – Bossip

Shay Mitchell has a new tiny co-star for her Instagram page – Just Jared

Elin “Don’t Play” Nordegren had a kid too – Popculture

Because messy Jersey Shore storylines aren’t going to write themselves, JWoww and that douche who flirted with Trash Bags Angelina got back together – Us Weekly

And Lady Gaga and that audio engineer dude broke up – Cosmopolitan

Lifetime is giving us the Christmas present we need and deserve with a Facts of Life reunion, and I don’t even care that Blair’s in “rich white lady goes to Sedona once” drag – SOW

Pic: Wenn.com

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