Night Crumbs
Happy Friday, Chris Hemsworth gifted his Instagram followers with the closest they’ll ever get to seeing Thor in a SeanCody solo scene. (Norse) God is great! – Towleroad
Jennifer Lopez is either wearing that My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding eleganza (“Um, that’s what we wear to the store” said every traveler bride) or she’s just going for a casual Thursday night dinner in a casual ensemble – Lainey Gossip
Demi Moore has gone from sleeping with one dog (Ashton Kutcher) to seven, but at least her seven dogs won’t fuck other tricks in her own bed – Celebitchy
Frank Ocean is defending the queer club night that sounds like a bareback sex party sponsored by Gilead – Pitchfork
If you’ve ever wanted to hear Carly Rae Jepsen do Don’t Speak, here you go – OMG Blog
The right nipple knob of Chloe Ferry from Geordie Shore decided to pop out and say wotcha! – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
American treasure Marisa Tomei seems really happy to be showing you her daisy-covered nalgitas – Popoholic
But what happened to the monkey, the only Friends character I care about? – Pajiba
Paul Rudd is a multi-talent who gives good finger banging action, and by that I mean he can use his fingers to make a lady (complete with cooze) and a dude (complete with low-hanging huevos). That’s talent! – SOW
Jane Fonda got arrested for the second time in two weeks for protesting, and she’ll probably get arrested again next week. Can’t wait for her coffee table book of glamorous mug shots (featuring Sam Waterston’s) – Just Jared
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