Night Crumbs

October 15, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The internet got the first trailer for Bombshell, the movie about the monster who ruined hamburger meat for me (Roger Ailes) and the place where all the Village of the Damned children got jobs after growing up (Fox News). Nicole Kidman’s Gretchen Carlson is just Nicole Kidman in a polyester blond helmet and Teddy Ruxpin contacts. But Charlize Theron does Megyn Kelly better than Megyn Kelly and you can practically see her thinking to herself, “But Santa IS white” on a loop – Lainey Gossip

Stars: They’re NOT just like us, because I don’t go to Supercuts like Eva Mendes does when I’ve got a Flowbee at home! – Celebitchy

While I am pissed that Stacey Q was shafted again, I am happy that Pat Benatar and Whitney Houston may get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame next year – Just Jared

“Oh, I just spent a good five minutes staring at Vanessa Hudgens’ glasses to see if I could see a nipple in the reflection” is what I’ll proudly say to my mom when she asks me what I did at work today – Drunken Stepfather

Ariel Winter is giving you “assistant manager of a Charming Charlie’s going to a night wedding after work” glamour – Popoholic

Carrie Ann Inaba busted the most graceful and entertaining move I’ve seen on Dancing For A Check in a while – SOW

If Ellen DeGeneres wanted to show us that she really doesn’t give a fuck and wants to look even more out of touch, she nailed it! Congrats! – Towleroad

Oh, and there was also the time Ellen DeGeneres bought the Trumps a gold stroller with a tiny chandelier on it – Pajiba

This is so out of character for Teresa Giudice, because we all know her as a private person who’d never milk a family moment for attention and easy cash – Reality Tea

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