Hot Slut Of The Day!
David Cowan, the ASL interpreter who brought an ass-spanking show of pure hotness to Atlanta Pride on Sunday!
It’s a Dlisted tradition to pay homage to ASL interpreters who easily steal the entire show with their level 10 spotlight-summoning moves, so I’m paying homage to this cloud-bearded daddy who humped eyeballs raw and made everyone say, “Damn, Santa is really getting his before having to go back to work!”
Tall drink of prolapse-inducing hotness Nyle DiMarco was at Atlanta Pride over the weekend, and he was in the audience when David Cowan interpreted Beyonce’s Get Me Bodied for the crowd. In the span of just one minute, Daddy David does the “patting the fire out of my flaming tits since I know you hos can’t take the heat” move (0:02 mark), the “sexily slow dancing and making out with a ghost” move (0:06 mark), the “NOT TODAY, BITCH” move (0:25 mark), the “eating that ass up while getting humped from the back” move (0:44 mark), and much, much more. Daddy David will take you on a roller coaster ride of emotions where you’ll laugh, cry (at the talent), and grab the office fire extinguisher to put out the fire on your loins after being exposed to the scalding hot sparks flying off of this off-season Santa magnificence:
https://twitter.com/NyleDiMarco/status/1183776022287634433
And here’s David’s performance with the music:
David isn’t only a master at interpreting the lyrics of a Beyonce song, he’s also an upstanding member of Atlanta’s LGBTQ community. Out Magazine says that David, who is deaf, has been an ASL interpreter with Atlanta Pride since 2001, and in 2017, he was Grand Marshal of the Atlanta Pride Parade.
Honesty, Daddy David should be the Grand Marshal every year. Shit, he should be the Grand Marshal of every Pride Parade every year, because that performance is a billion rainbow flags dipped in glitter and rolled in the sweat of a trillion go-go boys shaking that ass for a dollar. A true Pride icon!
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