Night Crumbs

October 14, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

“Um, I know they say you’re the highest paid trick in Hollywood, but do you need a loan? Are you going broke? Is it drugs again?! I’m coming over right now” is probably what Robert Downey Jr.’s friends and family said to him on the phone after seeing the awful trailer for Doolittle. I’m not sure what’s worse: the CGI animals, that Starbucks version of What A Wonderful World, or RDJ’s “Richard Burton after getting a couple of root canals” accent. You’re too rich for this, RDJ! – Pajiba

Since Hillary Clinton is Team Duchess Meghan, she should also give Meghan styling tips on how to work a power suit and how a Scrunchie makes every look better – Celebitchy

Nicole Scherzinger’s house looks like every generic modern mansion that’s built in The Sims – OMG Blog

Oh, it’s just Chanel West Coast catching farts with her tongue – Drunken Stepfather

Brie Larson is serving newly divorced 90s mom after going wild at Wilson’s Leather glamour – Popoholic

Trace Adkins got married for the fourth time and got Blake Shelton to do it – SOW

Well, if you ask me, the whole world should ban Zedd because of that goddamn song The Middle – The Blemish

And right before Travis Scott fell, Pimp Mama Kris was in her dungeon, dropping her Travis Scott voodoo doll onto its knee – Just Jared

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