Ryan Phillippe has settled with Elsie Hewitt, his ex-girlfriend who accused him of being a coked-up ball of roidy rage and sued him for allegedly assaulting her. The trial was supposed to start next week, and Reese Witherspoon was expected to testify. That’s not happening now that Ryan and Elsie have agreed on a settlement. So I guess Reese can relax and not have to worry about her nerves splintering as she tries to keep the Laura Jeanne Poon from jumping out and spitting at Elsie’s lawyer as they grill her ass – Yahoo!
Shepherd Smith has quit the bitch that is Fox News, and oh to be a gay fly on the wall of the gay bar when Shep drunkenly spills everything to his man and friends tonight – LGBTQ Nation
Because Brie Larson really just wants to make the heads of trolls explode, she has talked to Marvel’s president about doing an all-female superhero movie – Celebitchy
I see that the early-aughts barfed all over Bella Hadid – Drunken Stepfather
The Elder Gays of YouTube, who should really have their own daytime talk show by now, talk about coming out on National Coming Out Day – OMG Blog
Kim Kartrashian is now shoving herself in the Brendan Dassey case – Pajiba
And finally, A PUPPEH (with a guest appearance by Olivia Munn, I Guess) – Popoholic