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October 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Ryan Phillippe has settled with Elsie Hewitt, his ex-girlfriend who accused him of being a coked-up ball of roidy rage and sued him for allegedly assaulting her. The trial was supposed to start next week, and Reese Witherspoon was expected to testify. That’s not happening now that Ryan and Elsie have agreed on a settlement. So I guess Reese can relax and not have to worry about her nerves splintering as she tries to keep the Laura Jeanne Poon from jumping out and spitting at Elsie’s lawyer as they grill her ass – Yahoo! 

Jane Fonda got arrested for protesting climate change today, and I’m just wondering if we’re going to get a sequel to her iconic mullet mug shot of 1970? – Just Jared

It was nice of Jacques Jolie-Pitt to let St. Angie Jolie wear his collar as a headband – Lainey Gossip 

Shepherd Smith has quit the bitch that is Fox News, and oh to be a gay fly on the wall of the gay bar when Shep drunkenly spills everything to his man and friends tonight – LGBTQ Nation 

Because Brie Larson really just wants to make the heads of trolls explode, she has talked to Marvel’s president about doing an all-female superhero movie – Celebitchy

I see that the early-aughts barfed all over Bella HadidDrunken Stepfather

The Elder Gays of YouTube, who should really have their own daytime talk show by now, talk about coming out on National Coming Out Day – OMG Blog

Kim Kartrashian is now shoving herself in the Brendan Dassey case – Pajiba

And finally, A PUPPEH (with a guest appearance by Olivia Munn, I Guess) – Popoholic


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