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Genji Kam, the little wiener dog puppy who could!
Believe it or not, but little wiener dog puppies have legs shorter than Kevin Hart’s, and yet Genji Kam didn’t let that stop him from taking on a slippery, steep slide. Genji Kam beat THE ODDS, and also managed to play the role of a gerbil in a very wholesome G-rated re-telling of one critters terrifying and harrowing journey through Richard Gere’s ass tunnel.
Genji’s human says that at the time of recording this inspirational video (September 15) in Sydney, he was only 17 weeks old, which explains why he doesn’t know how slides work. But still, he used all of his tiny wiener muscles (I didn’t mean it like that, you sick bitch) to conquer the slide!
“Our miniature longhaired dachshund puppy, Genji Timothy Kam, at 17 weeks old. It was his first time experiencing the slide at the playground, and he didn’t quite understand that he’s meant to slide down, not walk up it. Persistence paid off though.”
And here’s the video of Genji showing us that if his little, dumb ass can go up a slide backward, we can do anything (not really)!
I was going to say that the slide is life’s obstacles and we are all Genji, but that’s not true. Now if when Genji was very close to touching safety, a mean motherfucker pushed him, causing him to topple down that slide and hit the bottom hard, then yeah, that’d be all of us trying and failing to take on life’s obstacles.
Pic: YouTube