Night Crumbs
Jana Kramer is, I guess, some kind of country singer type, but I only know her as the woman whose husband’s dick should be nicknamed Magellan since it’s explored the down-low lands of many women who aren’t his wife. Basically, Jana Kramer’s husband has cheated on her a lot, and on an episode of their podcast, she said that every time she looks at his phone, she finds something suspect, and she recently found a topless pic from a woman. Jana’s husband didn’t recognize the chichis, and after texting the number, she believes it was a bot. First of all, is the whole cheating thing their brand now? Second of all, Jana’s husband is totally going to make his side tricks act like bots now. The next time Jana checks his phone, she’ll probably find a pic of a naked woman wearing a crown, to which he will say, “Oh, honey, that’s just a bot pretending to be a Nigerian prince so it can scam me out of money.” – Celebitchy
Mindy Kaling says that she was discriminated against by the Television Academy over an Emmy nomination for The Office, and after they denied that, she checked them again. Now, because of all the glorious Kelly Kapoor GIFs that Mindy Kaling has gifted to the internet, I’m going to have to side with her – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but is Beyonce’s beauty icon, Hottie, going to be on Tiffany Pollard’s show and serve her world famous microwave chicken? – OMG Blog
Um, Chris Crocker, of course! – Pajiba
The biggest train wrecks of Jersey Shore (and that’s saying a lot), Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley have supposedly finally realized that they go together as well as a Crohn’s disease flare-up and beans – Popculture
Zendaya worked the hell out of a leather daddy’s fishing net for Elle – Drunken Stepfather
Halsey is either trying to look serene and sexy, or she’s concentrating really hard on pushing out a fart – Popoholic
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