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October 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Rip Taylor floated to the afterworld on a cloud of glitter and confetti on October 6, but up to his very last moment, he was still spreading sparkly rays of potent sunshine across the land and this TikTok video is proof of that. Or maybe this is actual footage of the spirit of Rip Taylor Xanadu’ing it up to heaven. Or at the very least, just let me believe that a Rip Taylor twin exists in the world. Give me that.

But seriously, TikTok-er Keith Chapman was driving down the streets when all his senses were hit with a jolt of charisma and talent in roller blades and a headband, and after he and his friends asked for a show, the Richard Simmons on wheels sent a sequined tornado their way with a twirl show for the ages.

The street corner star, who obviously fell from the universe to put some spark in this dark world, was hanging out when Keith and Company drove by and hyped him up to twirl, dance, and twirl for them. The Alex Owens of rollerblading ballet worked it like he’s one late bill away from the repo man taking his rollerblades, and he delivered twirls, kicks, and the attitude of a dozen Nomi Malones auditioning for Goddess. Give it up, turn it loose!

One thing I’m not sure of is why did Keith Chapman scream, “Eat your heart out Tonya Harding“? Tonya Harding never won an Olympic gold medal and he won a gold medal with that twirl, another gold medal with that head whip, a third for that kick, and a fourth with that finish. Maybe Keith said that because the amount of talent hit him so hard that it made him want to scream, “WHY!!!!?

Pic: TikTok

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