Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 5, 2019 / Posted by:

The gorgeous dick do’! 

I’m going to have to go and get a new phone today, because when this picture popped up on my screen as I scrolled through Twitter yesterday, I sat on it hard and now my phone is up in my guts, lost forever (RIP). Of course, I immediately saw DICK (I mean, if it was a picture of a dented cereal box, I’d see dick), but I thought it was a behind picture of that white-headed dragon lady from Game of Thrones, and I thought to myself that if I knew her hair looked like that from the back, I’d watch every episode. Although, it’d be kind of hard to watch with my tongue stuck to the screen. But this isn’t a behind picture of that white-headed dragon lady, it’s a picture that proves China is at the forefront of elegant hair design!

The New York Post says that this delicately stunning work of peen art made its public debut on the Chinese social media site Weibo on December 9, 2017. So it took a while to make the rounds on Twitter, but it finally did thanks to a tweet from @robertaaarocha. The Post says that it’s supposed to be some kind of “heart” design, but the braid artiste must’ve heard “gimme a hard on” instead of “gimme a heart,” and I’m glad their asses did! Although, a middle part (read: a peen slit) would’ve truly made this “Legolas in Lord of the Cock Rings” perfection even more perfect.

Truthfully, that doesn’t completely look like the dick of a human. It looks more like a veiny, throbbing, cut white dick that’d hit your eyes as you troll for peen on Grindr on Mars. It’s giving me rock hard alien dick, which means that right this second, the staff at the Scientology Centre bathhouse are frantically dick-braiding blond wigs that are now a permanent part of their uniform.

Pic: Weibo

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