Night Crumbs
Taylor Swift was on The Tonight Show and tried to act like she didn’t know her mom (read: her team, with her permission, probably) gave Jimmy Fallon footage of the time she ate a banana while fucked-up on pain meds after having LASIK surgery. The hell did they give her?! Either Taylor is a lightweight when it comes to pain meds or they got a regular Dr. Conrad Murray working at that LASIK place. Whatever the case may be, can someone tell me what Taylor was on, because I need to get me some and pop one every time ME! comes on – Lainey Gossip
Busy Philipps almost legally quit her husband because she figured it would be easier being husband-less while raising kids than raising kids while having a husband who doesn’t do shit with them – Celebitchy
After being paid much less than Ethan Hawke for the first Before movies in the trilogy, Julie Delpy said fuck this and refused to do the third one unless she got paid as much as him. Surprisingly, they paid up and didn’t replace her with a much younger actress and explain that the character got hit with that Benjamin Button’s disease – IndieWire
How do you make the Friends theme even more annoying? Get an auto-tuned Meghan Trainor to sing it – Pajiba
Hailee Steinfeld is giving me robot mannequin Halsey – Drunken Stepfather
Juicy Joe is going off to Italy as he waits to see what the ruling on his deportation case will be – Reality Tea
And finally, Amy Schumer really wants you to see her sitting on the toilet after she pissed on a pregnancy test stick – Just Jared
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