I don’t know what’s going on with Aaron Carter. Well, I sort of do, since he mentioned how he’s going through a shit ton of mental health issues, his family took a restraining order out against him for allegedly threatening to kill Nick Carter’s unborn baby, and there’s also that terrible Rihanna X Medusa face tattoo.
And now, in an effort to prove he’s okay, Aaron Carter took a piss test to show that he’s not on drugs. What hath Instagram wrought.
It all started when RadarOnline ran a story about how Aaron was doing an Instagram Live where he swept up cigarette ash using the restraining order papers from his siblings. People were quick to catch a glimpse of a white line along with a credit card on his desk. Instantly people were wondering: What is Aaron sniffing?
Honestly, the saddest thing in this picture is the person pointing out Aaron pinned the sarcasm. Poor Aaron Carter… whoever was doing that welfare check on him needs to not be allowed to do others. They are not thorough.
So Aaron did not like this, so he decided to prove he’s not on drug. To do that he posted to his Instagram account video of himself peeing on a drug test:
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STOP WRITING LIES ABOUT ME AND START THROWING SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON MY NAME! @radaronline, your “shocking drug” post about me was desperate and completely misleading to whatever readers you have left these days. proving you idiots wrong will NEVER get old to me. so shut the fuck up already with your bullshit. 🤫 and if you listen really close… 👂🏼 you’ll hear all this money piling up in my bank account. 💰 back to work! 🎶
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There’s a lot of truth about fake news and by attacking celebrities its terrible. I’m fighting back and that makes me stronger than most. Don’t ever question me again. – – it’s not about becoming a new person, but becoming the person you were meant to be @radaronline it’s all bullshit!!
Show of hands who thinks I should put in for Worker’s Comp to Michael for exposing me to Aaron Carter’s orange piss? That sloshing sound? I’m hearing it in my nightmares tonight. There’s no way Aaron peed that hard and it was that orange?! They need to serve more water at Aaron’s Party.
In the video Aaron explained why RadarOnline should STFU:
“Negative means two lines, one means preliminary positive. I only tested positive for THC. This is my nasty ass dehydrated piss, so please shut the fuck up and stop what you’re doing.”
Nasty is right. Drink a Gatorade! He then warned Radar:
“You have 24 hours to delete your post. I don’t deserve to have to put myself in a position where I have to prove myself.”
Meanwhile, Nick Carter is staying the hell away from all this mess, as his wife, Lauren Kitt, gave birth to the baby his brother allegedly threatened to kill. When their new daughter is older, they can explain to her and first son Odin, how on a very special day their uncle was busy taking a hot piss on Instagram. Family memories captured forever.