Night Crumbs

September 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Guess who decided to use beard bleach to summon the unholy second coming of Spencer Pratt’s fleshy face pubes?  – OMG Blog

Jeffrey Epstein reportedly tried to sue The Original Fergie for referring to him as a pedophile, and honestly, he was probably pissed because she acted like he was just some regular pedo instead of referring to him as THEE pedo – Lainey Gossip

Lizzo learned that calling out your Postmates delivery person on Twitter is not a good idea when you’re famous, because it puts them in danger and also because other Postmates delivery people will spit in your food for fucking with one of their own – Pajiba

“Oh, the world has had a nice run but now it’s time for it to end” is probably what an evil Hollywood executive is going to say before eventually greenlighting a Princess Bride reboot, which is probably going to happen one day since the world is trash – Celebitchy

Oh so Gigi Hadid can walk through a hotel in nothing but a business suit and a bra and no one cares, but when I do it, I get arrested for public grossness and put on a list? I see how it is! – Popoholic

Lily-Rose Depp would be the kind of hipster who is way too hipstery for AirPods – Drunken Stepfather

Antoni from Queer Eye is really acting like he doesn’t know what a bussy is? – Towleroad

What’s lower than a B-side? A C-side? Well, Mariah Carey’s theme song for Mixed-ish sounds like a Glitter C-side – SOW

Afton Williamson of The Rookie gave her thoughts on an independent investigator dismissing her allegations of racial discrimination and sexual harassment – Just Jared

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