Night Crumbs

Duchess Meghan went back to “work” today from maternity leave to launch the capsule collection of office clothes she did for the charity Smart Works. You know, Meghan doing a line of work clothes reminds me that one of the work uniforms that she and Prince Hot Ginge have to wear is NOTHING since one of their jobs is to spawn to keep the royal bloodline alive. That Meghan just had to remind me that she gets to do PHG. Is there no end to her cruelty?!!!? – Lainey Gossip

My thoughts and prayers are with the cleaning crew who had to power wash the gunk from Miley Cyrus’ wet look hair off the wall – Celebitchy

Here I thought that it would take Saturday Night Live at least 90 years to add an Asian cast member. They did it in 45. Those crazy progressives! – Pajiba

“Why does her right nipple look like a mole” – me looking at this picture of Kate Moss while having a good grasp on what on boob nipples look like – Drunken Stepfather

Kacey Musgraves is giving you Cher after two glasses of red wine and a toke of indica – Popoholic

What is Salma Hayek’s career? – SOW

Kevin Hart is out of the hospital – Just Jared

Ricky Garcia, a former boy bander, has filed a lawsuit alleging that his ex manager repeatedly raped him, and no the ex manager isn’t the now-dead Lou Perlman – Towleroad

And now let’s end with Kendall Jenner watching beige paint dry on an equally boring wall (aka watching herself in her phone) – Hollywood Tuna 

Pic: Wenn.com