Night Crumbs
While dressed like a member of a cult for ghosts, Pamela Anderson was on The View to defend her boo Julian Assange and went up against Meghan McCain who was as reasonable and polite as ever. I mean, the opposite of that, of course, and it made Pamela throw a “Bitch, don’t make me unlock this jaw and devour your dumbass whole. You know I can do it. We’ve all seen the tape” side-eye. – Pajiba
If you’ve been waking up in the middle of the night to wonder if Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are still together, you can sleep soundly tonight knowing that they are – Lainey Gossip
Brad Pitt says he’s sober sober, but then well, he becomes a FOTK (Friend of The Koven) – Celebitchy
Vanessa Hudgens seems really excited and horny to board what looks like a ghost ship – Drunken Stepfather
Olivia Culpo is serving stage 8 Demi Lovato brows – Popoholic
They made a documentary about Pennywise’s low-rent, dickhead of a pepaw-looking older brother – OMG Blog
Teardrops on a ukulele: Zooey Deschanel and her husband Jacob Pechenik are done – Just Jared
Methinks that what Aunt Becky and Mossimo paid to get their daughters into USC was ten times the amount of the entire budget for Lifetime’s College Admissions Scandal movie – Jezebel
And strolling arm-in-arm up to the afterworld together is Carol Lynley of The Poseidon Adventure and Chris Marsh of Project Runway…
Pic: ABC