Night Crumbs
They tell me that this is Jennifer Aniston on the cover of InStyle, but I’m guessing that Aniston got the shits in a bad way (Does drinking too much Smartwater do that?) and couldn’t make the shoot. So InStyle just grabbed a random model, threw a wig on her, and then sloppily pasted an old Aniston face pic on the cover before slathering it with several coats of Ariana Grande’s signature Latina filter. And with that, Arianna Aniston was born! – Lainey Gossip
Insert KennyChesneyLookingNervousAsHell.GIF here – Out
Someone’s going to need to drop some ice on me after being exposed to this dude’s piping hot shirt – OMG Blog
I guess Adele is worried that the zillions in her bank accounts and the awards in her trophy room are getting lonely, because she’s going to put out another album later this year – Celebitchy
Between Two Fergs (typo and it stays because it sounds like a threesome movie starring The Original Fergie and The Other Fergie) got a movie – Pajiba
That dog-abusing YouTuber will have to wait until she gets to hell to serve her punishment for spitting on her pooch – BuzzFeed
Nina Dobrev has skills – Hollywood Tuna
Elle Fanning has a Michael’s fake flowers section sprouting out of her chest – Popoholic
Grace and Frankie is ending – SOW
And finally, Ryan Murphy’s plans to really gay up Netflix are known and his plans include a 10-episode series of A Chorus Line. Why even bother when no actor can ever come close to touching the flawless singing and dance skills that Audrey Landers laid down in the masterpiece movie version of A Chorus Line!
Actually, I change my mind, I’m only okay with Ryan Murphy’s A Chorus Line mini-series if Jeff Goldblum plays Val – Towleroad
Pic: Michael Thompson/InStyle