Afternoon Crumbs

Richard Linklater is pulling some Boyhood shit on the film version of Stephen Sondheim’s Merrily We Roll Along by filming it over the course of the next 20 years. It will star Ben Platt and Beanie Feldstein. Imagine having the optimism of Richard Linklater. If you did, you too would think that the planet will be around in 20 years. Ahahahahahah! – Collider

Although, on a meteor somewhere 20 years from now, I’m sure Alex Trebek will still be hosting Jeopardy! since he’s going to host it forever – SOW

Whenever I get down on myself for having no life (which is every other hour of the day), I will tell myself that there’s people out there creating fake Jeremy Renner accounts on Jeremy Renner’s app to fuck with people – Lainey Gossip

What’s really shocking is that a reporter-type asked power bottom anthem crooner Troye Sivan if he’s a top or a bottom and it wasn’t Andy Cohen  – Towleroad

Katie Holmes is showing Jamie Foxx what he’s missing in a luxurious cashmere bra – Drunken Stepfather

While I would usually praise Bella Thorne’s Central Florida lot lizard glamour, I’m too busy aww-ing over the puppy over there – Hollywood Tuna

Even Kendall Jenner looks bored by her selfie – Popoholic

Okay, but everyone on that red carpet should’ve went home as soon as Iman gloriously flew in while wearing some Phyllis Diller meets Mrs. Roper on steroids fabulousness – Celebitchy

It’s a shame that Garcelle Beauvais, who was in the television masterpiece Models Inc., has to slum it for a check by doing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! – Just Jared

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