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August 26, 2019 / Posted by:

The Saturday Night Live costume department better dust off that “I’m Gumby, dammit!” costume from the olden days, because Eddie Murphy will host for the first time since 1984 on December 24. A musical guest for that episode hasn’t been announced yet, but why even other finding one, when they have musical genius Eddie Murphy who can mouth burp out masterpieces like Party All The Time and Boogie In Your Butt? – HuffPo

JJ Abrams dropped something nut-busting for the Star Wars nerds at D23 in the form of footage which mixes together scenes from old Star Wars movies and the new one The Rise of the Skywalker. I don’t even know which scenes are from the old movies and which ones are from the new one. That’s how much of a serious Star Wars Whore I am – Lainey Gossip

Angel Has Fallen, the third movie in the Fallen series, was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend, which means they’re going to keep churning those movies out until the end of time. I, for one, can’t wait until a 75-year-old Gerard Butler stars in the 25th Fallen movie, I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get UpPajiba

Sean Duffy from The Real World: Boston has quit his spot in Congress because he wants to spend more time with his family. Now that he’s out, may Montana¬†(or even Vaj) take his seat! – SOW

Who knew that Kim Davis now has a British accent and moved to the UK? – Towleroad

Emily RideAJetski’s new clothing line looks like 90s Mormon underwear – Hollywood Tuna

The use of that clip art really makes this HIGH ART – Drunken Stepfather

The workers at Child Protective Services and family court just got more job security, because Chris Brown is going to be somebody’s father again – Bossip¬†

Because the people of Dayton just haven’t been through enough – Celebitchy

If you need Viola Davis, she’ll be lifting some barbells to really get her arms Michelle Obama-ready for that new Showtime show about first ladies – Just Jared


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