Night Crumbs
85-year-old Larry King has filed for divorce from 59-year-old Shawn King, his seventh wife of almost 22 years. This is their second time pulling that divorce shit. Larry filed for divorce 9 years ago, but they got back together, and a few years ago she was accused of passing her poon to another. All I can say is that if you’re in the L.A. area, you better duck, because everyone’s going to be launching their genitals at that multi-millionaire hot piece of cum dust-busting fun now that he’s on the market again! – Just Jared
WE WILL NEVER BE RID OF THOSE HIDEOUS ASS TINY SUNGLASSES FROM THE 90S NOW THAT THE MATRIX 4 (starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann-Moss) IS COMING BACK! – The A.V. Club
Vh1 renewed both RuPaul’s Drag Race and All-Stars for new seasons, and I’m guessing that Ornacia finally agreed to grace little All-Stars with her magnificent presence, because that’s the only way they’d do another one! – Lainey GossipĀ
“Fucking neither” is the obvious answer, right? – Pajiba
Colton Haynes posted an extra serious #MemoryLaneMonday (is that a thing?) by posting about the time he ended up in the hospital from his addiction to pills – Towleroad
I see Bruno Tonioli using his hand to cover the goods because he doesn’t want to be responsible for all of us fainting at the sight of it – SOW
Either LeAnn Rimes stuck her toes in a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos or the sun is a Brandi Glanville fan – Drunken Stepfather
Brian Austin Green wants us all to think that an 18-year-old Megan Fox wanted his ass bad, and yes, we’ve all seen that Pringles can dick, but really, David Silver? – Celebitchy
Somewhere a granny is without her favorite crocheted freakum panties – Popoholic
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