Night Crumbs

August 7, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

While dressed like a baby retail manager, Ariana Grande did the Donna Summer part of No More Tears (Enough is Enough) with Barbra Streisand, who was dressed like Stevie Nicks’ weekday spiritual healer, during Babs’ show in Chicago. I know they were singing about no more tears, but all the tears of pain came shooting out of my ear holes over that My Little Foal doll singing Donna Summer’s part! – Towleroad

You know Goopy Paltrow squirted out her jade egg with excitement over seeing her name with “Wealth” and “Privilege” on the cover of a magazine – Lainey Gossip

Bill Hader Deepfaked as Tom Cruise looks like a Christian rock singer who got caught creeping on underage girls online – Pajiba

What in Mad Men holiday party dress made with leftover tinsel HELL is Lucy Hale wearing? – Popoholic

Since in every picture taken of a celeb at the beach, I think they’re either peeing or thinking about peeing, Dakota Johnson is totally peeing here – Drunken Stepfather

Meanwhile, I may or may not have been that ice cold demon throwing side-eyes at Olivia Wilde. No, I wouldn’t! Yes, I would – Celebitchy

Finally, everyone else is catching up with me in banning Equinox and SoulCycle, and no, I haven’t been banning them because they’re overpriced and I hate exercise – Just Jared

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