Night Crumbs

August 6, 2019 / Posted by:

The cast of BH90210 risked pulling an arm muscle while waving their arms around and shit to recreate the opening of the original 90210 for their new show. And while I scream, you scream, we all scream for Shannen Doherty serving go-go dancer school girl glamour, I miss Carol Potter posing like a suburban mom during an Olan Mills photo shoot. Although, Gabrielle Carteris is doing a pretty good job of filling that void – SOW

Gal Gadot better play the fuck out of Hedy Lamarr, because if it wasn’t for Hedy Lamarr, we’d all be trying to watch laptop porn in the bathroom on the down-low as a long ass internet cable stretched from our computer to the plug – Lainey GossipĀ 

Okay, but on the next RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars, can we please get the queens opening the library all-the-way up to read every fiber out of a Candice Keller cardboard cutout? – Pajiba

Lily-Rose Depp decided to do herself up in Ariana Grande cosplay for some reason – Popoholic

Cher is back to slather your ear walls with rainbow glitter once again – Towleroad

Here’s Kate Bosworth making a face like she’s really gotta go pee pee times but the water isn’t up to her waist yet – Drunken Stepfather

For why is Rita Ora wearing “Max Headroom if Max Headroom had cataract surgery” glasses – Hollywood Tuna

Jussie Smollett is still trying to get out of paying the City of Chicago – Yahoo!

You know Travis Scott had nothing to do with this American Beauty scene from HELL, and you also know that Pimp Mama Kris cackled for hours while thinking about how many roses were brutally butchered for this ugly stunt – Celebitchy

The Brazilian gang leader who tried to bust out of prison by dressing as an Uncanny Valley version of his daughter was found dead in his prison cell – NBC News

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