Night Crumbs
As expected, Duchess Meghan guest edited the September issue of Vogue, which features 15 “changemakers” on the cover. You can tell this is British Vogue and not American Vogue, because if it was American Vogue, Anna Wintour would’ve filled those boxes with nothing but Kartrashians, Jenners, and Hadids. With that being said, Meghan tried it but she didn’t do her job, because how is she going to have a cover of “changemakers” and not have the most recent cast of Love Island on it? I mean, they are changing and transforming Britain into the epicenter of elegance and demureness! – Lainey Gossip
Lil Nas X better prepare himself for the wrath of The Rainbow Unicornie Hello Kitty Queen, because Old Town Road has taken down One Sweet Day’s record as the longest-running #1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100. Because of that, expect 5,000 more remixes, and I won’t be mad as long as there’s a Mandrell Sisters remix – Towleroad
Jabba the Trump’s tongue better make room for Oliver Stone’s tongue in Putin’s pooter, because here it comes after he called Putin’s anti-gay law “sensible” – OMG Blog
Olivia Culpo’s nipple plate decided to peek out and say hello to the viewers of her gettin’ ready video – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Not pictured: Scott IsADick screaming at his children to hold up those lights higher so that his child girlfriend can look like she’s naturally being kissed by the sun – Popoholic
Okay, okay, this may be the only time I’m slow clapping for one of starving artist Emily Ratajkowski’s looks and solely because of that timeless scrunchie bracelet – Hollywood Tuna
What I’m getting from this is that Cameron Diaz owes her entire career to Anna Nicole Smith! – Just Jared
St. Angie Jolie is giving you Mrs. Roper joins a cult – Celebitchy
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