Night Crumbs

July 22, 2019 / Posted by:

“Yes, I’d like to report that true love has been viciously murdered and is now dead” is what many 911 operators are going to hear from hysterical Gen Z-ers today since Jughead and Betty from Riverdale broke up for real – Just Jared

We’re living in the age of Awkwafina, and it might be the age of Awkwafina for a while, because she’s signed on to a Marvel movie, which means she’ll be in at least 4,939 future Marvel superhero movies – Lainey GossipĀ 

James Cameron congratulating Endgame for de-throning Avatar as the biggest cinematic money-maker of all-time just reminds me that a movie featuring humanoid tail fucking was the #1 movie in the world at one point – Pajiba

Sorry, but Shawn Mendes will not come out to your parents for you. You’ll have to hit up a Z-list reality star on Cameo for that, bitch! – Towleroad

Riverdale gave me a reason to watch Riverdale again (SPOILER ALERT: Shannen Doherty is going to be in the Luke Perry tribute episode) – SOW

Oh, it’s just Julianne Hough pissing on some rocks – Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Munn is giving you Victorian toddler swimsuit cover-up with that dress – Popoholic

The tan lines that Olivia Culpo’s sensible pool shoes are going to leave…… – Hollywood Tuna

Chelsea Clinton gave birth to her third child and sadly she didn’t name him Fuck The Emails Clinton Mezvinsky – The Hill

Because of that season two ending, Big Little Lies will probably get a third season of the Monterey Five aimlessley driving around while thinking about “that night” and NOTHING else happening… except for Laura Dern showing us that she’s a flawless campy jewel – Celebitchy

Crispy Ronaldo will not face rape charges in Las Vegas – Deadspin

Pic: The CW

 

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