Pete Davidson Really Wants His Mom To Get Laid

July 21, 2019 / Posted by:

If you hadn’t had your daily serving of inappropriate content from misguided celebrities with pseudo-Oedipal psychosexual leanings just yet, here ya go. Page Six reports that SNL’s Pete Davidson has expressed his feeling that his mom isn’t having enough sex. He lives with her. For now. Mrs. Davidson might want to start sending him Craigslist links to places he can rent so he can GTFO of the house and stop being way too into what her vagine is up to. THAT’S YOUR MOM, Pete!

If you didn’t know, Amy Waters Davidson lost her husband and Pete’s dad, an NYPD firefighter, in the 9/11 attacks. In a recent episode of Queer Eye’s Tan France’s Dressing Funny YouTube series, Tan asked Pete if his mom dates. You’ll wish he hadn’t.

“I’m trying to get her to,” Pete replied while eating a burger.

“How do you feel when your mom dates?” France asked.

Unexpectedly, the “Set It Up” actor candidly responded, “I don’t care … Someone should slam her. Seriously, she’s been, like, not with anybody since, like, my dad died. Someone needs to get up in that and get that lady off my back!”

Pete bought his mom a $1.3 million house on Staten Island and converted the basement into an apartment for himself. Apparently, one of them isn’t respecting the other’s boundaries if musing about mom’s sex life is going on.

“We bought a house together, but nobody believes that,” Davidson said on “The Tonight Show.” “I live with my mom, kinda, so I have like a basement that’s like mine that’s like an apartment, so I live underneath her, so I’m getting like a little arcade set up down there trying to make it … mine.”

The Ariana Grande break-up must have been tough on Pete if he’s living in a basement and thinking about his mom’s sex life. It sounds more like PETE might want to get laid, and leave his mom’s vagina to its own devices. Mind your business, Pete.

Pic: NBC

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