Afternoon Crumbs

July 19, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

As Sam Smith’s ex had dinner with hot slab of Scottish beef Richard Madden, Sam showed that twink what he’s been missing by swirling out some awkward seduction moves in the video for his song How Do You Sleep? Well, I sleep by listening to that boring ass song, but I am all for the video and mainly because of the tip-moistening chorus of nipple-baring dancers who are wearing what Kylo Ren wears to the gay clubs – Towleroad

In that outfit, Diane Kruger is just waiting to come on get happy by getting cast in a Partridge Family remake – Lainey Gossip

What I got from this is that my hooking spot under the bridge is about to get more crowded, because we’re all going to have to suck dick to pay for all these goddamn streaming services – Pajiba

Tupac LIVES in the body of an old white government official from Iowa – The Blemish

On today’s episode of Naomi Campbell Tries To Convince Us She’s A Regular – OMG Blog

Halsey better be careful, because that dog is obviously thinking about attacking that wig after mistaking it for a skunk in peril – Popoholic

Margot Robbie has no idea what that Kylo Ren reference I made in the first link is about – Celebitchy

Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell are giving you the lesbian reboot of The Love Boat – Just Jared

Pic: YouTube

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