Night Crumbs

July 17, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you didn’t know, that app that everyone under the age of Already Fucking Old has been using to memaw-ize or pepaw-ize themselves (like delicate daffodil Courtney Stodden above giving you grandma porn hotness) comes from a Russia-based company. And when you agree to their terms of service, you agree to letting them use your pictures, likeness, and info for any purpose they want. So expect a bunch of celebrities to be the new face of some product in Russia, and expect your likeness to be used to create a bot that will vote for Trump in 2020. Fun! – Towleroad

And they’re already doing damage control – TechCrunch

However much Disney spent on marketing for the all-CGI The Lion King, I’m sure 99.9% was spent on getting Blue Ivy Carter to graciously make an appearance in the video for Beyonce’s Spirit – Lainey Gossip

The year is 2019 and we’re still talking about how Young Rose’s selfish ass didn’t make room on that door for Jack in Titanic when we all should be talking about how Old Rose was truly evil by throwing that necklace into the sea instead of selling it and setting her family up – Pajiba

Entertainment robot Mario Lopez will go from spitting out pro-celebrity fakeness on Extra to spitting out pro-celebrity fakeness on Access Hollywood – SOW

Olivia Culpo’s side profile crane brows get an A+++ from me – Popoholic

It’s been a minute since I’ve seen these pictures of Simon Cowell and I’m still going: WUT? – Celebitchy

It took seven long years for Gossip Girl to get a reboot. What took Hollywood so long?! Is anyone still alive who remembers what Gossip Girl was even about? I’m pretty sure it was a black and white talkie about Hedda Hopper – Just Jared

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