Night Crumbs
Antoni Porowski of Queer Eye brought his nipples out to model Tom Ford’s new collection of chonies for Neiman Marcus. While I’m all for a hot piece posing in some panties, I think Antoni needs to take a crash course at Barbizon on posing if he’s going to continue to pose in underwear like this. Because the “Ooooh, what a relief letting out that stubborn fart… while I’m stoned… and also doing an impersonation of The Joker” facial expression only hardens the nip tips of a very small group of freaks – Towleroad
Charlize Theron got the dark Sandy Duncan cut – Lainey Gossip
It looks like the second season of Big Little Lies was as messy behind the cameras as it was in front of the cameras, and I’m not just talking about Meryl Streep’s baby teefs of doom – Pajiba
This black puffy paint Illuminati monstrosity that Aubrey O’Day supposedly got inked into her back is almost as bad of a decision as fucking Donald Trump Jr. – Drunken Stepfather
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is serving trophy wife marrying her geriatric sugar daddy glamour while Jason Statham is serving blind hitman at a funeral – Popoholic
Since every reality show from the early-aughts is making a comeback, Making The Band is officially coming back. Whatever, poke at me when the masterpiece But Can They Sing? finally comes back – Just Jared
Yeah, okay, Brad Pitt, I mean, The Sun’s sources – Celebitchy
Pic: Neiman Marcus