Night Crumbs

July 10, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s comforting to know that there’s a huge chunk of the internet with eyes more jacked-up than mine since they can’t tell the difference between Zach Galifianakis and a butch, beefy, and bearded Robert Redford with stunning Sun-In-touched hair. I wish we wouldn’t have let the youngins’ know that the dude in the reaction GIF they’ve been using is Robert Redford and not Zach Galifianakis, because I really don’t want to feel more ancient when they ask, “Wait, is Robert Redford the one who was married to Angelina Jolie or the one who makes lemonade?” – Pajiba

Amanda Seyfried decided that today is the day she’d make everyone brain barf up a stream of HUHs? over her randomly dragging influencers – Lainey Gossip

Excuse me while I grab my inflatable unicorn, drag it to the Pacific Ocean, get in, and wade all the way over to wherever the beach in this story is and fall off in hopes that a hot piece of Olympic man meat will save me – Towleroad

Another day, another picture of Charli XCX that has got me asking, “When did Lady Gaga star as Cleopatra?” – Drunken Stepfather

The look IS Hailee Steinfeld’s sequined denim Pampers and her “just got attacked by a crazy goat but keeping it sexy” torn shirt – Popoholic

So does this mean that the woman is giving birth to a Michael Bay? – OMG Blog

Even Ron Howard doesn’t know the difference between a Jessica Chastain and a Bryce Dallas Howard – Celebitchy

Sources say that Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson won’t be bumping ‘ginas on their sex bench as wife and wife anytime soon – Just Jared

Pic: Giphy

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