Open Post: Hosted By The Bear That Broke Into A House And Got Stuck In the Laundry Room

June 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Was this at Halle Berry’s house? HuffPop brings us this story about a bear that got stuck in the mudroom of one family’s home. Imagine you’re going to put a load in the washer and a bear is chilling out beside the fabric softener?

The 70 lb. black bear ended up trapping himself in the laundry room of a house in Missoula, Montana early Friday morning. He just waltzed in from the outside and then realized he couldn’t get out so he tore the room up. Please tell me he didn’t eat any Tide Pods. They must look as delicious to bears as they do to our children.

After the bear finished fucking shit up, he climbed up into the closet and took a nap. The Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks people were called in, tranquilized him and got his furry butt back to the Mission Mountains.

The bear’s initial reaction was funny. Via the Missoula County Sherrif’s Office’s Facebook page:

When deputies knocked on the window, the bear was not the least bit impressed. He slowly stretched, yawned and, unamused, looked toward the door. Eventually, deputies were able to unlock the door in hopes he would hop down and leave. However, their attempts were only met with more big bear yawns.

Police said the homeowners were “glad he was removed in good health, but won’t soon forget when this intruder came looking for the bear necessities!”

Whoever is running the Missoula County Sherrif’s Office Facebook page is way wittier than me. Everyone’s always so cutesy about these animal stories. No one remembers that documentary Grizzly Man. You know the one where the guy lived with the bears until one literally ate him? A bear above your dryer is cute until it’s decorating the walls with your innards. Lock your doors, Missoulans!

Pic: Facebook

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