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June 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Scamper The Tramp!

I hear some of you motherfuckers saying, “Michael, are you so hungover that you accidentally posted the midnight selfie you took after the bar and sent to a trick in hopes that his ass would be desperate enough to come over?” Please, bitch, take your ass down to Lens Crafters immediately for an emergency eye check appointment since it’s obvious that your eyes are malfunctioning, because even if I sold whatever I have left of my soul to the devil in exchange for beauty and charisma, I’d never have it like this. Not in this lifetime or next!

The Feeling Cute, Might Delete Later bombshell above is our current reigning champion of the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest. Scamp The Tramp has joined the illustrious ranks of such iconic ugly beauties like Mugly, Sweepee, Quasi Modo, Peanut, Zsa Zsa, Princess Abby, and the legendary Sam. Let’s not even mention those fraudulent non-uglies Martha and Walle.

The 31st annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest went down at the Sonoma-Marin fair in Petaluma, CA on Friday, and 18 busted-ley beautiful pooches competed in a swimsuit competition, evening gown pose-off, and a Q&A about world issues. No, they just emoted their ugly beauty as their humans held them in front of the judges. Scamp the Tramp beat those other bitches and took home the title, a trophy, $1,500 in cash, another $1,500 to donate to an animal shelter, and an appearance on Today.

Scamp The Tramp’s human Yvonne Morones said that he was found on the streets of Compton, CA, eating from old Taco Bell wrappers, which explains why he’s got permanent wet farts face. Scamp was taken to a shelter where Yvonne found him through PetFinder. Yvonne told The Guardian that she knew they were meant to be on the car ride to his new forever home:

“It was on the way home that I knew I made the right choice,” she said. “There we were, two strangers in a car on the way home to a new start. Bob Marley was playing One Love and I looked over and little Scamp was bobbing his head. It was like he knew he had found his forever home.”

So Scamp has gone from homeless Taco Bell scrounger to world famous pageant queen! Trick is redefining “come up“! And when you see other dogs trying to work an eyebrow dreadlock and matted ass lip tail, you know who worked it better and hotter.

Pic: YouTube

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