Seth Meyers does this bit on Late Night With Seth Meyers where he day drinks with celebrities, and he did that recently with fashion and makeup mogul/former singer Rihanna, and strangely enough, it didn’t end with Seth in the hospital with booze poisoning from trying to keep up with her. But it was the best pairing of Rihanna and some skinny white dude since she teamed up with Shy Ronnie.
Seth and RiRi drank it up during the early-mid afternoon at The Jane Hotel. The day started with a shot and a beer, and then Seth started making drinks for Rihanna based on her songs, then grilled her on her fashion choices in a drinking game, and then gave and asked for advice from her. Which is how he earned his new nickname: Seth. Rihanna’s mind: it’s so powerful.
They didn’t talk about much except for how she doesn’t watch Game of Thrones, doesn’t drink milk, and how if Seth wants to blow his wife away, he needs to blow her away. So RiRi is either telling him to eat that pussy or get better at eating that pussy. Seth even let Rihanna do his makeup with some Fenty Beauty and she managed to give Seth a semi-decent blue eye line. At least she didn’t do his eyebrows…
They closed their day together with Seth drunkenly singing along to some Rihanna songs with noise-cancelling headphones. At least that’s how they want us to think the day ended. I see they cut out the part where both of them get too drunk and start sharing emotional traumas from their youth with one another–which is what happens whenever I day drink.