Night Crumbs

June 21, 2019 / Posted by:

A judge has ordered a special prosecutor to take a magnifying glass to how the Jussie Smollet case was handled by State’s Attorney Kim Foxx and why all charges against him were dropped. This means there’s a chance that he could be re-charged. So prepare to heave again, because the Jussie Smollet rollercoaster of fuckery is going for another run, and we’ll all be screaming what I screamed during the hiccups while changing servers, “When is the madness going to end?!” As some of you experienced today, we had some server change drama. As a thank you for being patient, I would take you out for a drink, but since that’s not totally possible, I’ll just drink the drink I was going to get you, which means my mom may get a call from the police in the middle of the night to come pick my drunk and disorderly ass up. I’ll blame you!  – Just Jared

Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello got half-naked for the video for their new song Señorita and showed us all what it would look like if Tony and Maria from West Side Story had the sexual chemistry of tap water and a Styrofoam cup – Lainey Gossip

Jamie Lee Curtis better fish that rural librarian grandma wig out of the dumpster, because she’s going to need it again for the sequel to Halloween reboot – Pajiba

POPPERS 4 EVERYONE… except for me because instead of that shit giving me the tingles in the b-hole, it gives me the aches in the head (the one on my neck) – Towleroad

Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is wearing what many a girl in the 90s wore, except she really should’ve used a Starter jacket as a pashmina instead of a Harley Davidson one – Drunken Stepfather

Kevin Spacey’s accuser says that Kevin Spacey groped him not once, not twice, not thrice, but fucking eight times  – The Blemish

I don’t know what Nicole Scherzinger is doing in that GIF, but if you told me she was trying to work out a squatter fart who refused to vacate her butt, I wouldn’t call you crazy – Hollywood Tuna 

It’s weird that people even notice Nicki Minaj’s convicted rapist killer boyfriend in the video for Megatron, because you’d think they’d be wowed and awwed at her dropping her ass in front of a tacky ass car, because it’s not like she’s ever done that before – Complex

Spider-Twink and Zendaya aren’t a thing after all – E! News

Pic: Wenn.com

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