Night Crumbs

June 20, 2019 / Posted by:

My dog is almost 17 years old, half-blind, can’t jump on the bed because of joint issues, and sleeps 26 out of 24 hours of the day, and yet he’d still find a way to viciously murder me in my sleep if I put him in this catsuit by another name. With that being said, he’d still work it – OMG Blog

Jesse Williams took a break from tusslin’ with his ex-wife over money to hit Florence, Italy with his current girlfriend Taylour Paige and a stunning gold necklace that was honestly worn better by the nana of my childhood friend Michelle – Lainey Gossip

Let your ears jizz to the sound of Freddie Mercury’s powerful crooning as he sings a previously unheard stripped-down version of Time Waits For No One. And let your eyes jizz while watching him powerfully croon while dressed like a hot Mormon on Casual Friday – Pajiba

Adam Devine’s dick goes “clack clack” which means that I’m pretty sure his dick is a duck – Towleroad

The photographer is brave, because one false move by Farrah Abraham, and the pointy part of that elegant bikini top will stab in her the titty, sending a tsunami of silicone at them – Drunken Stepfather

Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan have officially split from their charity foundation with Prince William and Duchess Kate. And hopefully that’s the end of news about these four dramatically splitting… until some tabloid hears a rumor that they went out to dinner and “split” the check – HuffPo

I thought that Salma Hayek was about to eat a Pac-Man ghost until I realized it was just a fancy person lemon – Popoholic

Like many thirsty hos are out there, Marvel has been wanting to get into the Keanu Reeves business for years – Celebitchy

Jesse Tyler Ferguson better practice his “Move that bus!” because he’s going to be the new host of Extreme Makeover: Home EditionJust Jared

An L.A. weatherman busted out a clit slip on TV and didn’t even know it – SOW

Pic: Shed Defender

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