Afternoon Crumbs

The Sun did a story on Prince William’s rumored one-time side piece Rose Hanbury and her husband getting iced out of Willy’s and Duchess Kate’s inner circle. And thanks to The Sun originally saying that Rose “entertained” Prince William one night while Kate was away, I have the sad image of Rose busting out the most bland and tragic “Let Me Entertain You” from Gypsy ever. Gypsy Rose Lee didn’t deserve that – Lainey Gossip

Jim Edmonds, husband of former Real Housewife of Orange County Meghan King Edmonds, got caught sending dick pics and a fap video to a baseball groupie ho, and Meghan responded by threatening to take the woman down with help from the FBI. That baseball groupie ho better watch it, because Meghan has shown us that she’s as good at taking tricks down (see: her exposing Vicki Gunvalson’s fake cancer boyfriend) as her husband is at showing he doesn’t really want to be married to her – All About The Tea

Thanks to Taylor Swift shouting out GLAAD in her new song, GLAAD has seen an uptick in donations. Meanwhile, one confused Swiftie was probably at Target buying loads upon loads of GLAD products thinking that’s what their queen was talking about – Towleroad

FYI: Mariah Carey is not poly. We were all wondering, I know – Just Jared

The baby growing in Elin Nordegren’s body was made with help from her ex-football player boyfriend who is giving me Kevin Federline with a heaping tablespoon of Ben Affleck – Celebitchy

But why is Backdoor Farrah wearing moldy Fruity Pebbles as a bikini top? – Drunken Stepfather

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