Night Crumbs

June 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian released a picture of her latest baby/Instagram accessory Psalm Ye (the correct pronunciation of that name is whatever the sound a double eye roll makes) and it looks like he’s sleeping, but I think he’s just got his eyes closed real right and plans to never open them because he doesn’t want to face the horrible fact that his name is fucking Psalm – Just Jared

The question mark that Goopy Paltrow makes with her face after she’s told she was in Spider-Man: Homecoming is the same look I make whenever listening to the latest dingle of foolery that falls out of her mouth – Lainey Gossip

None of the Democratic presidential nominees chose “My Neck, My Back” as their campaign song so none of them win in the category of campaign song for me – Pajiba

Some days Jonathan Van Ness sings, “Man! I feel like a woman”, and other days he sings, “Woman! I feel like a man”Towleroad

Starving artist Emily RideAJetSki scrapped together the coins that land in her cup as she models for money on the subway platform to get a temporary tattooed ass crack valance of elegance – Popoholic

Great, now Goopy Paltrow, the inventor of living in separate houses, is going to take credit for THE QUEEN and Prince Philip living in separate houses – Celebitchy

Those pool floats are probably feeling so inadequate because they’re not nearly as plastic as Kylie Jenner and her friend – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but why did it look like Taron Egerton was trying to suck a wax ball out of Elton John’s ear at the end? – SOW

Pic: Instagram

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