Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 10, 2019 / Posted by:

So last night was the Tony Awards, and while Billy Porter may have, as always, caused every member of the New York City Fire Department and the animal police to show up after everyone on the carpet called 911 screaming, “My pussy’s on fire“, over taking in his scalding hot glamour (those pics are coming up in a sec), Oliver definitely was best dressed without even stepping paw at the Tonys!

Twitter user Caitlin Christine tweeted last week that her mom made a pussy groomer appointment for Oliver about two months ago, and when Oliver came home from his long-awaited groomer appointment, the men, women, children, insects, and every other living thing in the house all paused over the glamour he brought. Oliver delivered every level of avant garde newness by looking like a cross between a stack of used coffee filters and a dusty accordian. This is beyond forward!

That directly above is Oliver pre-glamorous cut. Altogether now: BASIC! Oliver got upgraded like nobody’s gotten upgraded ever better.

Caitlin’s mom hates Oliver’s cut, but apparently her father wanted that very cut and requested it. Caitlin’s dad is truly a style genius, because Oliver’s stack of moth wings look has gone viral, and he’s now got his own Instagram page in hopes of getting a Vidal Sassoon sponsorship. And trust me, in a few months, every pussy who cares about beauty will be working that shit. A beauty icon, that Oliver is!

Pic: Twitter

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