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Curly eyelashes!
Haven’t you ever looked at the mirror while getting ready and thought to yourself that what your look was really missing was a pair of some greasy curly eyebrows that make your eyes look like gaping coochies surrounded by wild, oily pubes? Then you go down to the park where all the homeless hobos hang out, buy a pile of filthy dick hairs from a homeless dude, go home, slap that pubic glamour onto your eyes with glue, and work it until it feels like John Mayer just fucked your eyeballs raw (read: oozing pus and itchy) and you have to go to the free clinic where you learn that all kinds of crotch critters are living in your eyeballs. Then your eyeballs have to be removed and it just ruins your night. Don’t you hate that?! Well now there’s a way you can get jizz glistening pube lashes without having to worry about crabs turning your tear ducts into a pied-à-terre.
The Shade Room posted the above pics of “curly lashes” and didn’t cough up much info like where you can get these luscious wet pussy hair lashes. So I guess I was lying when I said above that now there’s away you can get jizz glistening pube lashes without turning your eyeballs into a crab shack.
Until Sally’s Beauty and Ulta gives the people what they want by selling pube lashes, you’ll still have to get the look the old way by gluing dirty scrub pad pieces to your eyelids or hitting up bikini waxing joints for ripped-off coochie fur. Sure, your eyes still might get bit up by crabs, but there’s always some danger in delivering true elegance!
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